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悲报(or喜报)在b站已经发现有人传了这玩意第一部分的英字版,窝懒得翻了,直接扔上来塞族小哥手动翻的这玩意第二部分的字幕好了,实在过于搞笑了(以及最为震惊的是这歌原版竟然是2000年的,是在911之前,塞族人预测了911。。911发生时候塞族人一定极为失望竟然是绿绿干的不是我们干的,本拉登你一定是塞族吧 

【Gori Njujork - 塞尔维亚反美歌曲-哔哩哔哩】 b23.tv/BV15u4y1g7RT

第一部分英译 lyricstranslate.com/sr/gori-nj

第二部分英译(版权全归这位塞族网友)
Black cloud [is flying] above the White House,
Oh America, you're seconds away! x2

From complete breakdown and ruin,
All because of your fascist government! x2

You wanted, just like Hitler did before,
To erase the Serbs and Serbia! x2

To destroy all Orthodox Christians,
Just like you did with the Indians [Native Americans] before! x2

Oh America, you better understand this in time,
The reservates are not for a Serb! x2

The Serbs drink beer instead of water,
And the Serbs cannot live without freedom x2

Oh America, if you were a true country,
You would never have forgotten! x2

When you were small and helpless,
Serbia supported you back then! x2

Oh America, you were sucking on oars*,
When Tesla invented electricity! x2
(* this is a Serb rude idiom meaning "you were small and inexperienced back then)

The whole West would still be in darkness,
Had a Serb not appeared there! x2

Oh America, you must know,
Someone will step on your tail too! x2

Hear us well, our Croat neighbors,
The time will come to settle our debts! x2

Because of the Krajina and the burnt villages,
Someone will get a bullet in his forehead! x2

Fire, oh my rifle, kill [Madeleine] Albright,
So she cannot write a new warrant! x2

Fire, oh my rifle, kill the dog
Wesley Clark, [Javier] Solana and [Tony] Blair! x2

Fire, oh my rifle, make a strong echo,
Kill those who became false witnesses! x2

He who's enacting revenge cannot be cursed,
Oh Babić, (you're the) second Branković* x2
(*Vuk Branković is a medieval lord, falsely remembered as a traitor; Milan Babić was a politican and leader from Krajina, believed to have been a traitor who falsely accused some of Serb leaders due to a deal with the Hague court for ex-Yugoslavia)

You betrayed everything for cursed money,
Oh, cursed son of the Dinara Mt..! x2

If the voivode* could rise from his grave,
You'd be swallowed by a cold water! x2
(*Momčilo Đujić)

Who bears a false witness against his own kin,
Will be cursed by the God as well! x2

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说到污染中文这个问题,想起我做史同女的时候一直在心里想,虽然大家的困境我都懂,但能不能把郭嘉还给郭嘉,把曹丕还给曹丕,把刘备还给刘备?

@maze 清朝人衣服已足够丑陋没想到桂人的衣服还能丑得更上一层楼,不敢想象如果桂人都能穿美美的民国军装我会是多么幸福的小女孩、、、、 :0220:

历史没好好学根本看不懂史同姐在说什么

:ablobnervous: 真的假的室町人学读写的入门书之一是御成败式目,小孩学字就让人先从宪法(?)开始学倒也是很有法律意识

刚想起来我一直存着这个系列视频做得贼好,,

【塞尔维亚语入门教学-哔哩哔哩】 b23.tv/BV1NR4y1s7fT

各种现代设定史同文一点都不出戏的原因,是不是其实历史是个循环……

越来越觉得这种乱入历史的东西好玩了,因为难道历史是什么很值得尊重的东西吗

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三国有多少对小伙老头?我目前记得,玄亮,亮维,修植,爹丕(

史同女别一直操麻风病人了 这里是医院不是妓院!

香油有无苏轼粉来给我卖卖安利?之前不喜欢主流叙事对他的喜爱so对苏轼很排斥,现在想知道大家有什么私人喜欢他的点,非常想听听🥺

话说我老分不清孟德斯鸠和孟德尔。现在懂得了,孟德斯鸠是曹操这鸟,孟德尔是曹操你,

我还是羡慕能坦然地说自己是某个历史人物的オタク的樱花妹,我总觉得说自己是谁谁的厨子显得我是个文盲(不用显得,本来的事),所以我会在bio之类比较容易看到的地方说自己在看什么地域/时代的历史,甚至说什么氏族的(就日本中世那种家族吧)(现在不写这个了是因为看得少,虽然还在啃那个宇都宫家相关的论文)……扩条里面写自推是谁更倾向于是给十桶女/泛二次元看的(在这种亚文化圈子里没有推し好像挺奇怪的)。
被聊过不少的贴吧哥说了“为什么要喜欢历史人物?”之后更加确信了自己是个文盲的这种想法。反正我们喜欢的只是某个死人的文化符号啊这点可能跟喜欢纸片人人设或者爱豆人设的人区别不大就是了但还是觉得只喜欢文化符号就到处宣扬好像怪怪的。还在厨我前推的时候在同好圈里到处说自己是xxxx厨,可能那个时候自己太傻叉了留下了一些让我不忍直视的黑历史所以我现在超级喜欢反思自己“到底有没有好好看书/研究历史”。

这些死人知道未来的年轻女子会将性生活外包给他们吗,哈哈!

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有没有人 4.14 想去看《梁祝的继承者们》的,高清映画非现场,杭州胜利剧院
128 折后价出,5-1 绝美观影位,如果是互关可以直接找我送票

当天上班忍痛割爱😭是很好很好的剧,恳请大家转发,真的不想票浪费了

rt感觉因为同人女搞的是同人所以默认都是编的,但是男的在编正史呢

我服了穆阿维叶的意思是吠叫的(母狗),我服了,你们早期绿史人大名真的都好随便啊(除了阿里,(高贵的(

搞史同发现古人也一天天的把野史当正史叭叭,算了世界是一个巨大的二设入脑造大谣,谁还不吃几口洗脑包了,我搞点私人解读又怎么了(重点)

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